129756711562656250_763"Joke 1" he is very rich, and finally got a chance to cross, he came back to 1998, found the hesitant youth hold 500,000 cash, telling him: "buy a House, after 10 years, house prices will upset some tripped. "The man said," really thank you
diablo 3 power leveling! May I ask your name? Do you know who I am? "He is weirdLaughter: "I know you, of course, free. I called Hongwei Zhou. "Comment: went on to the Palace, and the jingxin step by step through the show's heyday, 3Q battle sequence starting from the crossing. Thus, a man is being fobbed off another man sth When you think that buying a House this code when, in fact, that's really is to buy things. "Joke 2" words, iPhonMan e-4S are good men, because they are going home every night, going home charging! Comment: If a night flower opening, bloom well man. "Jokes 3" a company editing XX Li crashes into a vegetative state
diablo 3 power leveling, doctors said live hope there is only one out of 10,000, wake up even more remote. And loved ones do not have to give up his leadership, under Lee XXSuch as life style, read in his every day: "XX, Home and typos." Miracle has finally happened, XX Li awoke, first sentence: "the Chief Editor's Office found out? "Comment: I dedicate this piece is dedicated to force Internet editors of sth For this piece, a raise of wood!!! "Jokes 4" a friend to see traditional Chinese medicine, doctor's trust of him every night following theSome have to sleep. Next week, all is not subject, visits. TCM felt, the normal skin color road: it is late, do not sleep before 11 points after not read. Startled, and medicine is profound. Doctor said you didn't go to bed last night after 12:14. Weak weak to ask friends: so, can you? Doctor: I have your attention to sth Comment: well, microblogging after fire…… Traditional Chinese medicine on the magic sth Everything was amazing sth "joke 5" first pair part: cloud computing, cloud storage, cloud antivirus, cloud, cloud message player yunliwuli; the second line of a couplet: Google cloud-cloud-cloud, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook, Amazon Cloud clouds unreadable; a horizontal scroll bearing an inscription: smarter are the clouds! Comment: a couplet road status of cloud computing (I won't say any more, lest somebody said "I do not knowThe cloud "). "Jokes 6" asked: bosses, Taobao's most comfortable is what do you do? A: I is most assured
diablo 3 gold, never had any play money! Yay! Comment: the most assured? Is also the only reassuring?
"Joke 7" iPhone users three hobbies: games, take pictures, send Tweets. Android users three hobbies: brushing machine, restart, change the battery. Three Symbian users loveGood: fall fall fall mobile phone, mobile phone, mobile phones. Fortress users three great loves: the legend of the Phoenix legend, the legend of the Phoenix, Phoenix. Comment: too obvious characteristics of the bird. "Joke 8" CEO Larry page of Google sitting in Office Chair-top chocolate beans, video conferencing and subordinates. He says: "organizations lack cell phones, buy a Motorola. "After 15 minutes, someone in the video headMessage: "Motorola has bought. "Larry King asked," what type of? "Subordinate:" Ah? Model? Model? "Comment: originally wanted to buy phones, only to buy a company. Well, buy so I bought it. Life is made up of one after an accident. "Joke 9" men are like Bluetooth, you by my side, he is in a connected state. But youGo away, he will search for other peripherals!! Women like Wi-Fi, they can see all of the devices that can be connected, but selecting the best one!! Comments on: Nokia classic advertisements say good, human technology. So, technology is to embody the characteristics of human beings. While on the phone with both features and descriptions to match men and women of science and technology, will be perfect. 【Joke 10 "China Youth into a seemingly unremarkable United States Apple's headquarters, was not fluent in English official said:" I would like to apply to your technology consultant, I know you have encountered in the process of developing Chinese Siri ever in trouble, but I can help you list out all in the Chinese on the semantic ambiguity, puns and other. "Head so hardSaid: "young man, why should I believe you? I don't even know your name. "Chinese youth society hold the glasses says:" my name is Bob. "Review: Siri services do not support Chinese, is afraid of the Chinese profound. Bob, you don't have to be afraid of. Recommended Apple's Siri in Chinese service named "small State". (Editor: Ning Zhaogang)
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